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i remade!!
follow me at plantcrime!!

we can start and finish wars,
we're what killed the dinosaurs.
we're the asteroid
that's overdue!

redqueenwildboy:

redqueenwildboy:

Hang on a minute…

Shouldn’t all mermaids be fat?

Mermaids are probably mammals, because of their visible breast tissue and horizontal tail fins.

Aquatic mammals need to have developed a thick layer of subcutaneous fat in order to survive in water. Even in a hot climate, swimming in water the whole time would require fatty insulation.

So… chubby mermaids. Yeah.

Keep reblogging this, it is making male mermaid enthusiasts angry.